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Nov 9, 2020

Things I Enjoy

Things: they are what we do most of the time. Sometimes, things are not going so great. Other times, things are going as smooth as Spider’s Silk™. Occasionally I will find myself entombed by an extremely attractive brand of self-loathing. To combat this (somehow even more attractively), I have been…

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Things I Enjoy
Things I Enjoy

Jul 2, 2020

I Always Say Hello To Birds

I don’t know when I became “that guy.” You know, the guy who says “hello” to birds. Hello, Starling. How’s it going, Sparrow? Blessed morning, Cardinal. Why am I so desperate for a bird’s attention and approval? Speculate with me, won’t you? Thanks! As a resident of The City, perhaps…

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I Always Say Hello To Birds
I Always Say Hello To Birds

Mar 2, 2018

Circles

Against my doctor’s orders, I have been doing a lot of thinking lately. A big part of thinking is noticing, and it is easy to notice things when you open up your life to the possibility. Sometimes the world is a’whispering and other times it is screaming like a chicken…

Fiction

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Circles
Circles

Jan 25, 2018

A Letter To My Son (A Robotic Robin Hood I Built That Decided It Would Rather Be a Pizza Chef)

My boy. My shiny metal boy. When I built you in my garage six weeks ago, with your permanent aluminum green tunic and your permanent aluminum feather in your permanent aluminum cap, I had a specific purpose for you in mind: you would patrol the streets of Seaford, Long Island…

Short Story

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A Letter To My Son (A Robotic Robin Hood I Built That Decided It Would Rather Be a Pizza Chef)
A Letter To My Son (A Robotic Robin Hood I Built That Decided It Would Rather Be a Pizza Chef)

Dec 25, 2017

Ways That I Have Been Introduced

“Now here is the only man I know who looks dumber with glasses on…” “Ladies and gentlemen… Bongo Boy!” “And now a man who told me to tell all of you that he is the tallest person at this wedding…” “This is… David?” “Someone who probably knows the type of…

Introduction

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Ways That I Have Been Introduced
Ways That I Have Been Introduced

Nov 1, 2017

Who Am I, You Ask?

Thanks to meet you. I am Richen Buttery. I work at the school in town, where I do all sorts of work. You could say that I am sort of a jack-of-all-janitors. When I am not fixing the toilets or re-breaking them in complex anger, I like to solve big…

Love

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Who Am I, You Ask?
Who Am I, You Ask?

Aug 15, 2017

I Am The Spider Man

Hello, ma’am. Please, do not be afraid. It is only me, the Spider Man. Allow me to explain what has occurred: I can see that you know you are not in danger. The reason for this is me. It can be confusing, yes. One minute you are standing in this…

Marvel

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I Am The Spider Man
I Am The Spider Man

Apr 20, 2017

You Can Lead a Horse To Water…

O Horse, I have lead thee to this creek not to make you drink, but to confess my love for you. You have gasped a horsey gasp. I know this must be a lot to take in. Horses are very perceptive, I have read this in my Horse Book. You’ve…

Love

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You Can Lead a Horse To Water…
You Can Lead a Horse To Water…

Apr 13, 2017

We Wish To Play Our Tiny Instruments For You

Salutations, new friends. What a warm night. My name is Garbage and I can tell from your wide eyes that I am the biggest rat you have seen in your whole life. While you wait for Train, please spare a moment to hear my desperate squeaks. …

Music

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We Wish To Play Our Tiny Instruments For You
We Wish To Play Our Tiny Instruments For You

Feb 16, 2017

Always Leave’Em Laughing

Funny Things To Write On Your Gravestone When I walk home from my job at NASA (I wash the science mice), I take a shortcut through a graveyard. This shaves three whole hours off my commute and allows me to save valuable protein for when I need it most: when…

Death

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Always Leave’Em Laughing
Always Leave’Em Laughing
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